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Knicks Wear Wedding Dresses To Game 6

The New York Knicks have all decided to wear wedding dresses before their big Game 6 showdown in Boston tonight. On Wednesday, The Knicks stirred Major controversy when they decided as a team to dress in “Funeral Black” as an homage to what they expected would be a Game 5 victory and death to the … Continue reading

Trent Dilfer Attributes Success To Gillette Mach 3 Razor, Clean Scroatum

Former NFL Quarterback and Boxed Wine expert Trent Dilfer defined mediocrity for an era. Thanks to Dilfer, teams like the New York Jets and Minnesota Vikings still believe they have a shot at the Superbowl each year with terrible quarterbacks at the helm. But few know about Mr. Dilfer’s secret key to success, an old … Continue reading