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The Internet Reacts As David Beckham Retires From Soccer Sex Tape Posh Spice Suicide Tears Nude Dick Pics North Korea Gay

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After a storied 20-year career, with stops in Madrid, Manchester, Los Angeles, Milan, and Paris, David Beckham has decided to hang up his cleats once and for all. “Suicide Naked Photos of David Beckham Leaked,” the internet said. “Butt photos North Korean Peninsula missile test gay,” it added, as Beckham wiped away tears.

Arriving at Manchester United in 1993 at the age of 17, Beckham made an immediate impact, helping the club to several FA Cups, EPL titles, as well becoming the first British footballer to 100 Champions League caps. On Saturday, as the French Ligue 1 wrapped up, Beckham played his final professional soccer game, as a member of the league’s top team, PSG.

“Tears,” the internet said while Beckham was speaking at a podium after the match. “Images of David Beckham crying Drunk Posh Spice Naked,” it continued, while the beloved star looked lovingly towards his family who’ve endured the constant burden of his fame. google

“David Beckham gay and dead?,” the internet asked at one point.

The midfielder, known for his ability to curve passes with tremendous spin, was immortalized in a film titled “Bend It Like Beckham”, which depicted an immigrant girl facing the rigors of playing soccer in a reluctantly multi-cultural England. “Posh Spice drinking cum XXX,” various searches said, while PSG manager Carlo Ancelotti told reporters about Beckham’s legacy. The web continued, “David Beckham Corner Kick Goal Video Nude cock Photos NOW!!!”

Beckham has expressed interest in moving back to the U.S., where he played with the L.A. Galaxy from 2007-12, and in doing so helped raise the league’s profile as a legitimate landing place for skilled players worldwide. “He was an excellent teammate, friend, and businessman,” ESPN soccer analyst and former Galaxy GM Alexi Lalas told Dick Buttkiss Sports. “We expect him play a big part in an expansion team in either Brooklyn or Queens.”

“David Beckham hits wife cheats on wife with hookers nude,” the net queried.

After marrying pop sensation Victoria “Posh Spice” Adams in 1997, Becks (as he’s known among fans) became the most famous British footballer ever, and arguably in the history of the sport. “David Beckham commits suicide gay with Usama Bin Laden dead ping pong ball pussy,” various forums read, while his popularity grew along with his modeling/soccer career. Beckham-mania got to the point where his likeness was even fashioned in silver into the decor of a Buddhist temple in Thailand in 2007.

“I’ve just been blessed with an amazing life,” Beckham said, just before walking off the field for the last time. “Thank you from the bottom of my nude photos of David Beckham.”

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About Jake O'Donnell

Creator of the sports comedy Dick Buttkiss blog https://jakeodonnel.wordpress.com/

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  1. Reblogged this on Captain's Reblog and commented:
    Hilarious!

    Posted by theapproximatetruth | May 21, 2013, 12:27 pm

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