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Rose’s Are Reds: The Poetry Of Pete Rose

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Roses are Reds
Royals are blue
My daughter is 16
Don’t fucking touch her you sonofabitch

Baseball is fake
The games are all rigged
Please let me into Cooperstown
I’m wielding an ax

Ok, fine I lied
Baseball is real
I just like to gamble
And horses scare the fuck out of me



About Jake O'Donnell

Creator of the sports comedy Dick Buttkiss blog https://jakeodonnel.wordpress.com/


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