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NBA Playoffs Injury Update: 4/29/13


Russell Westbrook: Erectile Dysfunction (cock scan NEGATIVE)

David Lee: Torn Hipster-Flexor (out whenever-some other time)

J.R. Smith: Cracked Riblett (day to day)

Steve Nash: Athlete’s Face (4-6 days)

Joakim Noah: Split Ends (limited in practice)

Jeremy Lin: Chess Contusion (probable)

Dwayne Wade: Acne (will be ready for 2nd round)

Tom Thibideau: Derrick Rosacea (expected to miss Conference finals)


About Jake O'Donnell

Creator of the sports comedy Dick Buttkiss blog https://jakeodonnel.wordpress.com/


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