Rajon Rando: burned inside of cheek eating extremely hot spaghetti, expected to miss rest of seasoning.
Ty Lawson: twisted sister, out 3-10 hrs.
Thabo Sefolosha: cleft palette, improbable.
Amar’e Stoudemire: broken heart/tibial micro fracture, may return next month.
Manu Ginobli: serosis of the river, just gonna sleep it off.
Kobe Bryant: self inflicted cumshot wound, 6-8 months.
David Robinson: still lost at sea, day-to-day.
Kevin Garnett: undergoing Elton-Johns surgery, questionable.
Derrick Rose: slightly uneven sideburns, out indefinitely.