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NBA PLAYOFFS INJURY UPDATE:

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Rajon Rando: burned inside of cheek eating extremely hot spaghetti, expected to miss rest of seasoning.

Ty Lawson: twisted sister, out 3-10 hrs.

Thabo Sefolosha: cleft palette, improbable.

Amar’e Stoudemire: broken heart/tibial micro fracture, may return next month.

Manu Ginobli: serosis of the river, just gonna sleep it off.

Kobe Bryant: self inflicted cumshot wound, 6-8 months.

David Robinson: still lost at sea, day-to-day.

Kevin Garnett: undergoing Elton-Johns surgery, questionable.

Derrick Rose: slightly uneven sideburns, out indefinitely.

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About Jake O'Donnell

Creator of the sports comedy Dick Buttkiss blog https://jakeodonnel.wordpress.com/

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