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Anonymous Hacks Javale McGee’s Twitter Account — Reaches Out To Gigantic Bootied Brazilian Woman


We’ve caught wind of yet another series of hacked tweets perpetrated by the global anarcho-hacktivist group Anonymous, this time using the Twitter account of Denver Nuggets big man, JaVale McGee, to reach out to big bootied Brazilian big booty model Karmina Gomes. We’re pretty sure.

Known throughout the world for their anti-censorship cyber guerillaism, Anonymous contacted Gomes around 2:34 PM over the social media site, Twitter, commandeering the handle JavaleMcGee34. Probably. Then, in some sort of protest of neo-fascist digital surveillance, no doubt — they began a conversation with the cartoonishly voluptuous 19 year old sex-kitten. A conversation that, let’s be honest, just doesn’t seem like something JaVale McGee would do. Ya know what I mean?

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McGee, whom we assume is shaken up by the invasion of personal space, identity theft, and dirtying of his good name — is unavailable for comment, as he is at home, currently watching DJANGO.

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